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Monkeys Throwing Shade
What is better than a regular ol’ monkey? A monkey that is giving some stern side-eye! Enjoy these shade-throwing monkey memes!
This Monkey Ain’t Havin’ It
Skeptical Monkey Is Skeptical
Don’t Come To Empathy Monkey With Your Issues
This Monkey (Orangutan) Is NOT Listening To You
Constantly Bored Monkey Is SO Excited
7 Awesome Gifts for Prince Fans
Funko Pop Rocks: Prince - Purple Rain Collectible Figure, Multicolor
$59.95 in stock
Features
- From Prince, Purple Rain, as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko!
- Stylized collectable stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Prince fan!
- Collect and display all Prince figures from Funko!
- Funko pop! is the 2017 toy of the year and people's choice award winner
Aayuj Vinyl Clock Prince Music Fan Art Decor Vinyl Record Wall Clock Original Gift Unique Decorative Clock 12" (30 cm)
Features
Model | Aayuj |
Prince Purple Rain Dictionary Wall Art Print - (8x10) Unframed Picture For Home, Office, Dorm & Bedroom Decor - Great Gift Idea Under $15 for Music Lovers
Features
- READY AND EASY TO FRAME: Our photo prints do not include a frame but, all of our wall art prints come in standard sizes so selecting the right frame to match your decor is simple and easy
- DESIGNED TO IGNITE A CREATIVE SPARK: Our aesthetic wall art posters will surely put a smile on anyone's face and will make the perfect addition to your workspace and office wall decor
- MADE IN THE USA & HANDCRAFTED: Office Artwork Wall Decor: Our gallery quality art designs and images are digitally hand crafted and printed on premium, archive photographic paper designed for a lifetime of enjoyment
- LOOKING GOOD PROMISE: We are so certain you will love these photos; we offer a 30-day no questions asked policy.
- FIND A GIFT FOR ANYONE FOR ANY OCCASION: Browse Our Huge Selection Of 3,000+ Prints at the Buzz Unplugged Store Link Under the Title
Prince Wall Art. Portrait, Music Lover Gift, Metal Artwork. A Groundbreaking New Way to Display Your Preferred Art on Brass or Copper. Bar, Restaurant Decor, Poster
Features
- UNIQUE HANDMADE ARTWORK. Original and popular designs engraved and painted by hand on real metal sheets! With patience and extreme attention to detail we provide one of a kind pieces that will never be duplicated or look the same. 100% Handmade with a groundbreaking technique and art style invented by our workshop! Express your personality and feelings, or give your space that wow factor. Any space! Living room, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, hall, dorm, business, office, bar, restaurant, cafe.
- EXCELLENT CRAFTSMANSHIP. This 10 step method transforms brass and copper sheets into works of art one step at a time. At least 15 colors of acrylic paint are combined in a unique way in every single piece to create a vibrant universe of color. This work is made to last forever. The oxidation process gifts a patina unique to each piece. Sealing the surface after the transformation process is complete with multiple coats of varnish that ensures longevity.
- SIZES & FRAMES. Five sizes to choose from. It arrives ready to hang. A collection of 4 different frame styles to choose included in the price! * Default art style is Acrylic paint. If you want a metal piece made by oxidation please reach out with a message.
- AWESOME GIFT. Amaze your loved ones with an art piece unlike any other they have seen before. Suitable for everyone and every special occasion. Housewarming, wedding, anniversary, valentines Day, birthday, graduation, mothers Day, fathers Day. For her, him, women, men, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, boys, girls, teens.
- OUR TEAM. Our small business was founded by a local artist with a multi-faceted career that has composed the music for more than 30 theater plays including the National Theater of Northern Greece. His visual art pieces are displayed in personal collections and businesses in more than 35 countries across the world. Each member is a professional artist, together, we have combined our skills to make high-end art accessible to everyone! Every piece ships with a certificate of authenticity.
Prince Official Love Symbol Purple Zip Hoodie, Small
Features
- Official Prince Merchandise
- Love Symbol Collection
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Air jet yarn for super soft feel
- Pouch pockets
Prince Bathrobe Symbol L/XL
$40.71 in stock
Features
- Coral Fleece 280gsm
- Hooded
- Super warm
Prince unisex adult Prince Purple Rain T-shirt T Shirt, Black, Large US
Features
- Official Prince Merchandise
- Purple Rain Collection
- Semi-fitted
- High stitch density for super soft feel
Oysters And Mussels And Peppers. Oh My.
Foosball Tournaments and Championships
Foosball Tournament – 2014 U.S. Foosball World Championship Amateur Doubles
Watch these amateur titans duke it out in a doubles Foosball match!
Foosball Tournament – 2015 New York States Expert Doubles
Watch this intense expert doubles Foosball tournament!
Foosball Tournament – 2013 Illinois State Open Singles Finals
Watch this fast-moving singles Foosball tournament with fancy rod work!
Foosball Tournament – 2012 P4P European Championships Open Doubles in Bonn, Germany
Watch this incredible match-up in this doubles Foosball tournament!
Sources:
International Foosball Promotions
Help Cheer Up U.S. Goalie Hope Solo (Funny)
Dr. Seuss Day
I do not like green eggs and ham …
I should not eat them, fast food man.
I wish that they would go away.
You wish I wasn’t FDA.
I will shut you down, that is the plan.
I will shut you down but first I need the can.
Four Score …
and one more score plus 10 plus one more year years ago, Theodor Seuss Geisel was born.
We knew him as Dr. Seuss, the prolific perfectionist who influenced generations with 46 greatly love children’s books but he also worked as an illustrator on advertising campaigns and as a political cartoonist during the Second World War.
March 2nd was his birthday and is now Dr. Seuss Day.
Why not celebrate this literary giant of so many childhoods by donning a blue wig and red onesie and energetically jump about all day.
Perhaps go down to Denny’s and order off of the menu in rhyme. It will be adorable.
Or draw a political cartoon with the condiments.
If you are dressed as Thing 1 or Thing 2 as well, don’t jump about directly after eating. That may not work out.
If you don’t have the energy to jump around all day or you don’t own a red onesie and think jumping around naked at Denny’s may not be understood to be a celebration of Theodor Seuss Geisel’s life, then simply stay at home and make your cat wear a trilby.
Kids & Teen Bodybuilding Workout
Monday (Chest & Triceps)
Bench press 5×10
Incline press 4×10
Tricep Extension on cable 3×10
French Press (Skull Crushers) 3×10
Sit Ups 5×25
Aerobic 30-60 min
Stretch
Tuesday Aerobic exercise 30-60 min
Wednesday Shoulders & Legs
Seated behind the neck press 4×10
Lat Raises (DB) 4×10
Front Raises (DB) 4×10
Upright Rows 4×10
Squats 5×10
Calf Raises 5×15
Sit Ups 5×25
Aerobic exercise 30-60 min
Stretch
Thursday
Aerobic exercise 30-60 min
Friday Back & Biceps
Pull Ups 3×10
Dumbbell Curls 3×10
Preacher Curls 3×10
Sit Ups 5×25
Aerobic exercise 30-60 min
Stretch
Saturday & Sunday Rest!!
How To Play Hearts
The Basics of Hearts
The game is played with a standard deck of cards that contains 52 cards. In most cases, four players play the game. Each player gets 13 cards. The person seated to the left of the dealer is the one who starts playing. He or she can play with any card. This is how to play; a player plays a card, and all other follow suit if they can. The player that has the highest card has to take the tricks. Additionally, he has to lead to the next. The objective of this game is to win as few tricks as possible. To make the game interesting, each player has to pick three cards that he or she must pass on to players to their left in the first round, right in second, across in third, while the fourth has no passing. When each hand ends, the numbers are tallied. When one player reaches 100 or any other figure that was agreed on, the player that has the least points wins. All hearts are worth their face value. The Jack is 11, Queen 12, King 13, Ace 15, and the Queen of Spades is 25. Additionally, each round has different trumps (the card with the highest number). The trump can be determined by rotating the trump suit in each turn or deciding trump by cutting before cards are dealt. It can be quite hard when a heart is a trump. It is quite difficult to dump hearts on another player when you are unable to follow suit.Spicing Things Up With Shoot The Moon in Hearts
A dangerous but a high reward strategy in this game is to shoot the moon. The player attempts to get all the point in a hand instead of trying to avoid them. If the player gets all 13 hearts plus the queen of spades, he or she will receive a major point boost. However, it can be quite dangerous. If the player gets all but one, he or she will incur a penalty of 25 points. However, if he or she does succeed the player can choose to add 26 points to everyone or subtract 26 points from their tally. The rule is great especially when adding 26 points would cause someone to reach the limit, thus causing the shooter to lose. However, the option to subtract 26 points does not exist universally.Common Variations of the Rules in Hearts
The basic rules of Hearts may be altered a bit depending on whom you are playing with. Sometimes, it is good to have these variations at your fingertips to avoid confusion when playing the game. One variation of the rules is that the player who gets the Two of Clubs starts the hand instead of the player that is to the left of the dealer. The player must lead with the card on the first play of the game. Another variation of the rules is when there are more than four players. The player who was dealt the first heart takes the remaining cards (face down). You also keep in mind that no point card can be played on the first trick of a hand.Strategy Tips for Hearts
If you lead a trick, you must attempt to play a card that cannot be beaten. Leading a trick is tricky unless you are starting with the Two of Clubs. If that is not the case, making a choice can be difficult since all other cards are possibilities. If you cannot make a choice, always settle for the lowest cards. Look for the lowest card from a suit that has not been played much. It thus means that you will need to have a good memory. That means that there is a good chance almost everyone will have a card from that suit. If you play a low card, the other player may be forced to play a card of a higher number. Thus, you will avoid taking the trick. However, there are variations to the rule. If you think that everyone likely has a card from a certain suit, you can choose to lead high. Additionally, if you are trying to shoot the moon, you must consider leading high. If you are running out of cards, you may have to lead high. Keep in mind that you cannot lead with a Heart until the Hearts are broken when someone lacks a card in the leading suit and is this forced to throw down a heart. Besides that, most variations of the game do not allow the heart to be broken on the first trick. The rule is only voided if the player only has Hearts.Short-Suiting Can Be A Good Idea in Hearts
It is considered a good idea if you can get rid of as many cards of one or more suits from your cards. The strategy is called short suiting. Once you get rid of all the cards of a certain suit, you can play with whatever card you like when a player leads with a card of this suit. That way, you can dump high-ranking cards with ease. Thus, you can dump as many points on other players as possible. The easiest way to short suit is to pass cards. At the start of each hand, you can pass three cards of the same suit to other players. That way, your attempt to short suit yourself will be quite easy. At the end of it all, remember to have fun. It is never that serious.Chicken Surprise
Funny Joke of the Day
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. “Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down… Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. “Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?” The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise!” “Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck!”More Funny Jokes HERE!
Lisa Wilkinson’s Review Destroys 50 Shades Of Grey
Lisa Wilkinson is my hero. Australian Today Show Anchor Really, Really Hated Fifty Shades of Grey http://t.co/JVdT8Z4mZf
— Rachel West (@erachelwest) February 12, 2015
Lisa Wilkinson is my hero. Australian Today Show Anchor Really, Really Hated Fifty Shades of Grey http://t.co/JVdT8Z4mZf
— Rachel West (@erachelwest) February 12, 2015
Lisa Wilkinson is my hero. Australian Today Show Anchor Really, Really Hated Fifty Shades of Grey http://t.co/JVdT8Z4mZf
— Rachel West (@erachelwest) February 12, 2015
Go Lisa Wilkinson
Tweets by @Lisa_Wilkinson #50shadesofgrey #fifityshadesofgreyPredictive Forward Collision Warning System! (i.e., You Might Get In An Accident)
I saw this commercial, the other day
– a car that can, somehow, sense when there is a potential accident, several cars ahead. When this happens, a warning sound alerts the driver. This made me laugh out loud (i.e. lol). I live in the Northern Virginia/Washington D.C. area (yes, I am admitting to that, despite, the mess of our government), which is frequently recognized on top ten lists of “places with the worst traffic”. I can kind of see what their thought process was, because sure it would be great if we could remove the threat of car accidents. But that’s just the thing, it’s an accident. A person doesn’t just get into their car every morning and think “hey I’m going to have a car accident today”. Accidents suck and what people really need to do is be more vigilant and pay attention on the road. Sure mistakes will happen, but if you are constantly paying attention and driving carefully then it is less likely that an accident will happen. Just watch out for other drivers though, they are the people who can’t drive properly. But don’t worry though, if you do get into an accident, then you can easily get some compensation for it by using a law firm like lamber goodnow. So at least it’s not the end of the world. I’m not sure how good this car would be at sensing actual potential accidents though…Can you imagine, I thought to myself,
how many times . . . driving down the beltway . . . . . . . . . .that alert sound would go off?? Beep . . . beep . . . . . . beep . . . beep . . . beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!! Not to mention, apparently when this happens, pressure is automatically applied to the brake pedal. Can you say “repetitive whiplash” ??? The visual is almost too much for me to handle. I can already see people getting a Personal Injury Lawyer to help compensate them for their whiplash!There is the option
of turning this wonderful accessory off. Those with a PhD and the ability to understand the driver’s manual, may be able to figure it out.Great Works Of Art, Edited For All
I thought the French
were supposed to be the more ‘open minded’ country when it came to erotic subject matter. Alas, it seems one town in France is a bit more conservative when it comes to the female body and art in general.Mayor Gerard Corden
of French town Neuville-en-Ferrain, has the decided the busts of The terracotta bust of Marianne (Pic) was much too busty and have demanded that Marianne’s mammaries undergo a sizable reduction. (Link to story here) The artist made the statue with large breasts to “Symbolize the generosity of the Republic.” (So I guess that means Dolly Parton is a very charitable lady?)Yet, this is not the first time
the town council of Neuville-en-Ferraina have changed a work of art they deemed to be offensive.- The Statue of David was ‘updated’ with a nice pair of shorts. (Pic)
- The Birth of Venus was made more discrete with a very humble style dress. (Pic)
- The painting of St Sebastian was much to gory for some. So he was given some band-aids for his ‘booboos and ouchies.’ (Pic)
- Adam’s nether region in the great painting The Creation of Adam is appropriately covered with a happy little apple. (Pic)